A little known fact about this game is that the character select screen is there for purely aesthetic reasons. To start with, we have the character select screen. Unless Uyama is the most sneaky cheater to have ever graced this earth and his entire legacy has been the greatest lie since Watergate, I will confirm that there is no cheating. And I can't even imagine them griping about it. The run is nearly flawless and the things the runner points out as shortcomings wouldn't even be noticed by anybody but the most experienced players.

Needless to say, this is an obvious ACCEPT. A bit of bad luck dude? You got shot 728 times. Rose goes down like you couldn't imagine if you've played this game at all. Sir Richard Rose, Vega's cousin: Bullet dodger award here.

And then you set the bomb right next to his face. Paco Loco, El Pollo Loco: Auto scrolling. No contest.Д¬hief Wigwam, Like a Teepee: You missed the 1up, what the hell is Flip going to use for his avatar now?! This was always the hardest boss for me as a kid, this makes the Chief look pathetic. Dodging the mail poles while hugging the right of the screen is especially note worthy. What a gentleman.Д®l Greco, Roman Style Wrestling: Level run through was quite good. The Smith Bros, of Top Hat: Flawless, really.Д¬ormano gets a prostitute break, looks like he's shining the shoes of the girl in the yellow dress with his hat. I always laugh when that broad gets kicked out the bar, so dramatic. The boss is blasted, runner makes note of it possibly being better, but this is still acceptable. But the Boss is maximized for violent damage every time he poked out.Дark Horse, of the Apocalypse: You'll notice there isn't much to say about the stages. Hatfield, the Original Triple HHH: Auto scrolling, a runner's worst enemy. You know, Konami kicked a lot of ass on the SNES. Audio, I wasn't hearing the voice acting.

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